Privacy Policy
Last Updated: 08/10/2025
Company: Divergent Network Online Ltd
Registered in: South Ayrshire, Ayr, UK
1. Straight Talk First
Look, we get it. You care about your privacy (and so do we). So let’s cut through the legalese jungle with something refreshingly honest:
Yes — we collect information.
No — we won’t sell it to a shady guy named Greg with a trench coat full of USB sticks.
2. What We Collect
When you interact with us — like signing up, filling out a form, buying a service, or watching our genius content — we may collect:
Your name.
Your email address.
Your phone number.
Your business address (not your nan’s).
Your payment information (when you buy stuff).
Your website domain (only if you’re working with us).
Your IP address, cookies, and other tasty tech bits.
Any info you choose to give us, like project notes or your weird obsession with Comic Sans.
3. How We Collect It
You give us data through:
Contact forms.
Newsletter signups.
Purchases or service bookings.
Analytics & advertising tools (like Google Analytics & Meta Ads).
Sometimes, we also use cookies. Not the chewy kind. The digital kind. These help us see how people interact with our website so we can keep improving it.
4. Why We Collect It
Here’s what we use your info for:
To deliver our services without messing things up.
To communicate like normal humans.
To send you useful stuff, not just emails about National Donut Day (unless that’s your thing).
To analyse data and improve your experience.
To run ads that actually make sense to your interests.
To stop guessing what’s working and actually know.
5. Who We Share It With (Trust-Worthy Folks Only)
We don’t sell your data to any third parties (seriously, Greg’s banned). But we do share with trusted partners like:
Google Analytics (for stats).
Stripe or other payment processors (to get paid).
Facebook/Meta Ads & Google Ads (to run those lead-doubling campaigns).
Our CRM systems (so we don’t forget who you are).
We only share what’s necessary.
No oversharing. No drama.
6. Affiliate Links
Sometimes we share stuff that earns us a little commission if you click and buy. We’ll always tell you when that’s the case. We don’t promote junk. Promise.
7. Jokes & Humour
Our content often contains jokes, banter, and cheeky references. It’s part of who we are. If you find something offensive — just know it was never intended that way. We’re here to help people grow their businesses, not roast their feelings.
8. Your Rights
Because we’re a UK-based business, your data is protected under UK GDPR. You can:
Request access to your dataAsk us to delete it.
Ask us to stop sending you emails (we’ll cry a little, but we’ll do it).
Send us an email at help@divergentnetwork.com for any questions.
9. Security
We don’t mess around with data security. Your info is protected with up-to-date systems, encrypted services, and firewalls stronger than your uncle’s opinions at Christmas dinner.
10. No Shady Business
We’re all about transparency. No funny business, no data selling, no loopholes.
11. Changes
We may update this policy occasionally to stay in line with the law or make things clearer. When we do, we’ll update the date at the top. If anything major changes, we’ll let you know.
Have a lovely day!